27!

Whine, whine, rationalize.

25!

"Getting Clever with Lettering!" Sorry.

23!

Okay, I don't know what's going on with the manga-esque speed lines behind the couch either.

22!

When you spackle improperly, your head grows so large it could not possibly be supported by your body.

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Every one-sided phone conversation should come with a Bob Newhart footnote.